Thursday, October 29, 2009

Muhammad Hates Alcohol

Remember in my last blog when I said how much fun it was to walk into my neighbor's house and tell them what to do? I love it! If you don't remember, this is what I do. At dinner time I like to let myself into my neighbor's houses.

(I choose the neighbor by who I think will give me the most with the least resistance).

As I burst in I stomp my wet/muddy/snowy shoes all over their carpet because that's how we do it where I come from. I sit myself down at their table and demand to be served. If they resist I pretend I'm starving and make elaborate excuses to convince them why they should feed me. If they still refuse I scream and threaten their lives. When they finally serve me I piss and moan about how shitty the food is and how small the portions are. I complain that this food isn't made the way it was where I come from. Only in my home is food properly made. When they ask me to make them food sometime to show them, I shut up and stop talking because they are dirty and cannot come into my home to eat the special food or they'll taint it.

I also love to interrupt their conversations while they talk and tell them they are very rude for leaving me out, even when I sometimes choose to sit across the room, in a corner, by myself. I just yell across the room about how they are purposefully isolating me and when they invite me over I stay there and pretend to be sad because "it's too late now." In reality I know that I am better than them and that I shouldn't be close to them or I'll be tainted by them. I love to tell them what they can and cannot talk about when they converse at dinner. I simply cannot allow them to say anything that I find objectionable or offensive in my presence even if it is in their house at their table because I am above them and my needs come first.

Sounds pretty goddamn idiotic doesn't it? Sounds sorta familiar as well doesn't it? Who wants to guess where I'm going with this?

Remember that Stealth Jihad I was talking about not so long ago. Muslims attempting to compel non-Muslims to change their behavior to accommodate Muslim sensibilities.

The owner of the soon-to-open Breslin restaurant, situated in the 12-story Ace Hotel on Broadway and 29th, is the target of members of the Masjid Ar-Rahman mosque across the street. He said some mosque visitors "object to seeing people drink alcohol."

Apparently Muslims haven't the ability to simply mind their own goddamn business.

After the recent FergusStock, a festival during which famed British chef Fergus Henderson cooked whole pigs for a rapt crowd of New York chefs and foodies, Mr. Friedman said the mosque's leaders called a meeting with the hotel. "They said, 'Can you move the bar?'" he said. "And I laughed. And the guy said, 'Oh, you think that's funny?' And I said, 'Yeah, that is funny, that is really funny, because we're not going to move the bar just because you discovered we're serving booze.' Can you name one restaurant in New York that doesn't serve booze?"

Mr. Friedman and his partner, Spotted Pig chef April Bloomfield, did agree to nix plans for a dive bar in a townhouse next door, but as for the restaurant, "I said, 'This is the United States of America and we'll do whatever the f**k we want.'"

I like this guy, although, if it were me I would put in an even bigger bar than I had planned. In fact, I would probably make an attempt at a club, or a titty bar and I would only serve booze and pork products.

Mosque officials suggested they "couldn't control the behavior of 'a few bad eggs'"; i.e., "we could get a brick through our window." Mr. Friedman said. He made the police aware of this threat.

The police are on it right now as a matter of fact. They have already patted down a 9 year old Hispanic boy; an 80 year old, blind, Japanese man; and a middle aged Jewish lady; and a Russian guy. No bricks have been found so far and the threat is being deemed highly unlikely.

A volunteer at the mosque that a law forbids serving liquor within 200 feet of a place of worship and that "not more than 200 feet is between the mosque and the bar. It turns out that in order for that law to apply it has to be an exclusively dedicated house of worship. Their space has both residences and a restaurant, so basically, the law doesn't apply. Everyone was aware of that when the liquor license was granted.

Hmm, creative selectively stating only part of a law that doesn't apply to make it sound as if it does, as though nobody is going to notice.

When the Transom visited, the "doily curtain" covering had not yet arrived, and paper has been taped to the windows to shield the mosque's worshipers from the sight of a gay wedding over the weekend. "They can threaten, but they can't really stop us," Mr. Friedman said.

I would take the Israeli approach. We'll be neighbors, we won't bother you if you don't bother us. We'll even be nice if you're nice. If you throw bricks through our window we'll throw molotovs through yours. Maybe if you douchebags would lighten up and have a goddamn drink, get laid, take off the bed sheet in the sweltering sun, you wouldn't be so goddamn angry and disagreeable all of the time. It's your choice to live by the rules of your chosen book of fairy tales so deal with it. If you don't like the way we do things don't look, if you can't manage that then go back to your own country where you're forced to do things the way you want at the point of an AK-47. Those are your two choices and if you don't like them you can fuck off.


So Peaceful, So Moderate, Muslims Calmly Protest Geert Wilders

The "Moose Limbs" have something to say. I am going to allow you to see it because who am I to silence such brilliant speakers.

Mooselimbs in every corner of the earth there are! ... I'm sure we could fix that... Oh that's not nice of me, I certainly don't mean that. *wink*

Let me sum up the first guy. "When we threaten your freedoms in the name of Allah and you speak of protecting those freedoms against Islam, this is an insult to Islam. Don't insult Islam because if you do we'll kill you. You aren't free if we threaten to kill you because you have to hide from violent intolerant Muslims so it's best to just give in to us."

Guy number 2. This guy is obviously the definition of peaceful. So tolerant, so moderate, he is to be an example to us all. Look at the Brits standing there being good dhimmis. I'm so proud I could weep. Once the Brits viciously fought Americans for control of American lives and American land, now they won't even fight Muslims for control of their own British lives or British land. Pussies... You take that that Muslim cock in your ass you naughty Britain, you take that cock... and never-you-mind that it smells of billy-goat ass.

I especially love when the group joins in with a Conquer dirka dirka prophet dirka dirka teach the dogs dirka dirka conquer dirka dirka dominate dirka dirka Allaaaahhhu Akbar dirka dirka.

The mooselimbs aren't going to stand for Brits speaking freely in Britain! I agree, sometimes I like to go into my neighbors houses uninvited and sit down at their dinner table and eat dinner at their expense. While I fatten myself on their food for free I like to bitch incessantly about how terrible it is and how much I hate it while I give orders to them about what conversations they can and cannot have in my presence because I am always right. I base these choices on my third grade education and my favorite book of compiled fairy tales and because people told me this book is truth it simply cannot be wrong.

The last guy is best, in between his conquer and dirka speech he throws in "and ummm" dirka "aand uuhh, and uuhhh." Toastmasters my filthy, shit-reaking, goat-fucking, bearded amigo, toastmasters. How are you supposed to convince us you mean business if you can't sound any smarter than an imbred and slovenly version of a sasquatch with a speech impediment? You want 2 minutes with Wilders? Just you, 200 other mooselimbs, and Wilders? Very fair... very fair. I have a proposition, how about you give me 2 minutes, just you, and I, 2 minutes, nobody else, no rules, no consequences. We'll see if Allah can help you. No, that's simply not nice of me and I don't mean that. *wink*

I actually, totally agree, these mooslimbs are so articulate that I simply cannot disagree. How can you find fault in the argument that: "We will kill you if you don't do what we tell you! We are the victims and we are oppressed by you! If you don't believe us we will kill you! Give us special treatment for the tears we shed over our oppression! If you don't we will kill you! Let us move into your country take over every aspect of your way of life or we will continue to be oppressed victims who bully you by protesting, rioting, calling you racist and threatening to conquer and/or kill you!"

All I have to say is C'mon Brits, grow a pair and tell these fuckers to shut the fuck up or get lost! You guys were once bad-ass, you can be again. Oh, that's not nice, I don't mean that. Wait, yes I do, I lied, but it's alright to lie to the enemy for betterment of my cause, it says so in the Qur'an!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Trade Center Death Nothing To Do With Muslims

Some of you may have seen this before I've posted it and some of you may not have. The wonderful, peaceful, never responsible, and never wrong, religion of Islam is being assaulted yet again.

Peter Gadiel wants everyone to remember his son, James, who was killed during the September 11 terrorist attacks.


Let me be the first to step up and say "How Dare He!"

And he also wants people to remember how he died: "Murdered by Muslim terrorists."

That's just ignorant, Muslim terrorists had nothing to do with September 11th! ...Wait, you say it was terrorists and that they were all Muslims? So I guess that would make them Muslim terrorists then... Still, that's ignorant, and hateful to point out the truth because some people don't like the truth!

Gadiel feels that a tribute to his son would be incomplete without those words. He said "I think it's important, because I think there's a nationwide effort to suppress the identity of the people who were involved in the attacks," Gadiel told Fox News.

That doesn't make any sense. Islam is most merciful... the religion of peace even. Why would a peaceful and merciful religion need to have anything suppressed to protect it? It's constant, consistent, merciful, peaceful actions will speak for it, they will speak over any uncommon occurrence perpetrated by some loosely associated fringe radical group. It's not like the only news available to publish about Islam is related to ignorance, oppression, violence, and hateful fits directed at anybody who isn't muslim. I can think of thousands... hundreds... tens... ok, actually I can't think of any examples of anything good Islam has done at the moment but I'll work on that.

23-year-old James Gadiel worked for Cantor Fitzgerald on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center. He died when a hijacked plane crashed into the North Tower. For years, Gadiel's hometown of Kent, Conn., has wanted to honor the young man with a memorial plaque next to its town hall. But the tribute has hit a snag because James' father wants to include the phrase, "Murdered by Muslim terrorists," under his son's name.

He's hateful and Islamophobic! He has an irrational fear of a religion that has never done a thing to cause fear... except for crashing those planes, bombing subways and embassies in several countries, beheading several people from several countries, stabbing and/or shooting a few people to death for "insulting their religion," being named time after time (greatly disproportionate to natives) rape crimes in a few European countries, rioting, protesting and preaching in public about how Islam will destroy the west. No, this guy is just Racist against the Islamic race. They can't help their religion color, they were born into the race of Islam.

Gadiel said "It isn't just overlooked, it's suppressed," Gadiel said. "It's simply wrong to imply that people just died. The buildings didn't just collapse, they didn't just fall down — they were attacked by people with a specific identity, a specific purpose." Town officials call the phrase too controversial for a small town memorial, and they recently voted against erecting the plaque if Gadiel insists on the language. The town officials are imagined as saying "good Dhimmis musn't speak up against Islam even when it is at fault because Islam is special, superior, protected, and beyond criticizm."

"We perceive ourselves as a very warm, loving town," said Ruth Epstein, "We have at least one Muslim family living here with children and it — it would be just awful to have them see something like that,"

That would be awful if a Muslim child were caused to think about something uncomfortable... far more awful than somebody's American child dying violently in a giant fucking fireball caused by Members of that poor offended Muslim child's peaceful religion.

"We have no need for truth here if it might make for any discomfort ever." the spokes-lady should have said. A Kent selectman and one of two town leaders to vote the plaque down. "To disparage any one ethnic group is just against everything that we stand for here." He failed to finish that statement so I will for him. "Any 'ethnic' group can do whatever it is that you feel like doing and use any excuse you like and we will quietly accept it and continue to tell you how special you are and reiterate how it must be somehow our fault."

Epstein noted that other Sept. 11 memorials, like the one at the Pentagon, don't mention Muslim terrorists, and she said she does not want to alienate any members of her small and close-knit community. Which is funny because Muslims never seem to have any problem with alienating anybody else when it comes to making their point. Then again that's just if you find protests, riots, bombings, stabbings, shootings, and sawing off heads to be alienating activities. Of course I know they don't all do it, many more don't do that. The funny thing is that of those many who don't actually participate in the activity, 90% also refuse to condemn it, or even acknowledge it at all. No rage when thousands of people (Non-Muslims) are killed but get the hell out of the way if somebody draws a cartoon of the Prophet (mental patient) Muhammad.

But for Gadiel, it's an important message that he insists be present on any tribute to his son. "Muslims have to acknowledge that it was their co-religionists who committed this act in their name," he said. "I am offended that unlike so many others, they refuse to acknowledge that it was their people who did this."

Can you really question this? Is that not absolute truth? Would any rational party who was without guilt feel offended by this. I wouldn't be offended if "white nationalists" committed some crime and the news pointed it out... at least, not if the same rules applied to all groups. There should be no argument. Pointing out the root of the problem, recognizing the root of the problem is the only way to fix it.

Today In Stupid... Simply Idiotic


A defense bill President Barack Obama will sign into law today contains a new provision that would convert all Americans to Islam if Taliban fighters will quit the insurgency. Ok, so maybe that's slightly off. What Obama actually wants to do is pay the Taliban to stop being Taliban. The provision establishes a program in Afghanistan similar to when used in Iraq, where former fighters were re-integrated into Iraqi society. It worked very well there too, just like it works when we try to re-release inmates in the United States onto the streets.

This is an excellent plan for several reasons. None of these people are a lost cause. None of these people will lie, spy, and subvert the organizations we'll try to put them to work for. Even if they did this wouldn't hurt progress. All people are good, they just need a chance. The fact of the matter is, it's poverty that makes them this way so if we make them rich, problem fixed!

They Look Like Reasonable Guys To Me...

Also, Fanatical religious types are well known for being reasonable people, therefore, why would they not accept? Islam is not known for, and it's certainly not actually written in Islamic texts that it would be acceptable and even commendable for the Taliban to accept the money then continue the insurgency at our own expense, literally. It would appear that as usual, our messiah has brilliantly subverted the wiley enemy. Why didn't anybody think of this before? Money is free! If we run out, it's not like we can't just print more! Name your price Mr. Muhammad Bin Al Rammud Al Ben Booti Al Rakmon Tin Taliban. Can you spell that for me? It won't all fit on the check... how do I abbreviate? Genius! My only question is this: We already spend billions a year buying Oil from Saudi Arabia, so... wouldn't we be basically already paying the Taliban?


On another note, there are 3 hikers still imprisoned in Iran after 88 days. I know because there's a ridiculous counter on the website that tells me so. Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd and Josh Fattal were detained under charges of illegally crossing the border from Iraqi Kurdistan into Iran.

In the latest effort to obtain their release, the hikers' families have released video of the three -- shot two days before they were detained fooling around like the fucking retards they are.

The video was filmed by Shon Meckfessel, a friend who accompanied them on their Kurdistan trip. Meckfessel had meant to join them on their fateful outing but stayed behind because he felt under the weather.

"Yo it's hot. Yo, it's hot. It's 'cause I'm in Iraq. Someone get me a fan. Someone get me a fan. 'Cause I'm in Kurdistan," Fattal raps as he chuckles and points to the Iraqi landscape behind him.

Which is absolutely hilarious when one thinks about the fact that Iraq is a fucking war zone. War zones always make me want to hike, rap, and act like a careless twat as well. Get me a fan... man... cause I'm in a prison van... on my way to solitary confinement in a cave in Iran.

"It's bittersweet," said Cindy Hickey, Bauer's mother. "Watching them, I see the lightness of heart that they had making [the videos]. It's fun to see them, but watching it, I wonder what they are still doing there. These are innocent kids."

Actually they were plenty old enough to know they shouldn't have been fucking the fuck around in Iraq in the first place. They should have also REALLY known better than to fuck around with Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the rest of that Merry Band of Radical Nutbags.

Hickey has said that the families still have not been able to contact Bauer, Shourd or Fattal. Through the release of the videos, Hickey says that they hope "it will indicate how harmless these kids are."

Because the Iranians certainly don't realize that these fucktards are simply that, just fucktards. The Iranians surely were mistakenly thinking that these three idiots are CIA superspies, or perhaps they are 007, 008, and 00DUMBASS. I'm sorry, but Iran needed pawns (regardless of how weak they were) in an international game of chicken and dumb, dumber, and dumbass volunteered.

Mahmoud Says "How Do I Know They Aren't Spies?"


Past is the past... not so damn fast! An 88-year-old former member of the Waffen SS went on trial Wednesday on three counts of murder for the wartime killings of three civilians in the Netherlands.

Heinrich Boere admitted to the three killings to Dutch authorities when he was in captivity after the war but has managed to avoid prosecution for decades first escaping from the Netherlands before he could be brought to trial, then successfully eluding the courts in Germany.

Outside the court building, a handful of protesters held up a pair of black banners that read "No peace for Nazi criminals" and "Don't forgive, Don't forget." These are very likely the same Liberal types who can condemn this man and at the same time praise Palestinians, Al Qaida, Hamas, Hezbolah, or Taliban for blowing up civilians and carrying out even more heinous crimes against humanity.

Boere faces the possibility of spending the rest of his life in prison if convicted of the 1944 killings of a bicycle-shop owner, a pharmacist and another civilian while part of an SS death squad codenamed "Silbertanne."

Boere was 18 when he joined the SS at the end of 1940, only months after German forces had overrun his hometown of Maastricht and the rest of the Netherlands. In a 2007 interview with the Dutch newspaper Algemeen Dagblad, Boere himself attempted to justify the killings, saying he was sorry for what he had done but that it was "another time, with different rules."

NO WAY! I WANT HIS BLOOD! Standards it the world today are so ass backwards it's retarded. Yes, what the Nazis did was horrific. There is nothing excusable about the ethnic cleansing that took place, at least not as the big picture goes. As for the majority of the players in the game, that's a different story. Of course, in the higher echelons of power there were evil people who needed punished. In this particular case, I think the blood lust is going way too far. It seems to me, far more likely that this was a very young man in a rather low position on the totem pole and he was following orders.

If put in his time with the zeitgeist of the times, in his position, facing the consequences that he faced if he did anything but carry out his orders... you would do the same goddamn thing. It's possible that he's not sorry and that he believed in that cause, but I doubt it, and if he doesn't admit it, given the circumstances, it can't be proved. This is taking it too far and those who want to imprison this man are probably ignorant of reality and history, which cases them to be worse people than he likely is.


Defense attorneys for an al-Qaida sleeper agent plan to argue at his sentencing this week that his five years spent locked up without charge was enough punishment and he should be immediately released. As an attorney myself(license may not be real but that's a minor detail) , I would like to add to this and say that he should be paid for his mental anguish, given citizenship, and possibly given a mosque where he can help spread his "ethnically diverse" outlook on life.

Ali al-Marri, a 44-year-old native of Qatar, pleaded guilty in May to conspiring to provide material support or resources to a terrorist organization. Prosecutors have recommended the maximum 15 years behind bars, and the judge's decision could have far-reaching effects. The United States still holds more than 200 people without charge at Guantanamo Bay. If convicted, those detainees also could argue that their time in custody should be considered at sentencing.

Al-Marri's attorneys say the judge who will preside over Wednesday and Thursday's sentencing hearing should consider the years al-Marri spent locked up without charge, much of it in a U.S. Navy brig in South Carolina. Those years and cruel treatment — including sensory deprivation, lengthy interrogations and threats to harm his family — amount to a sentence "beyond what our nation stands for and tolerates as a matter of respect for the law," they said in court documents.

I would like to argue that Al-Marri's attorneys should be locked up in a cell with Al-Marri for taking money for a terrorist in an attempt to free him into society and further endanger society. Terrorist suspects should get no rights. I would pay a lot of money to be put in charge of these terrorists for a while. I would make waterboarding look like a toddler tea party. This is why we get nowhere in this war. They don't fear us. Their daily lives are worse than what they get in U.S. detention. They fear Taliban far more and that's why Taliban is winning. Until the U.S. proves that punishment will be far more harsh for crossing us that it will be for crossing the Taliban, we will continue to get nowhere.

"We're arguing that, that warrants a lower sentence," attorney Lawrence Lustberg said in an interview Monday. "The best possible outcome would be that the court would conclude that no additional term is necessary."

Asshats! Does anybody besides me realize that a mere 50 or so years ago, in nearly any country, this would be a hanging offense? In the countries these people come from it would be a death sentence. In our country you get a slap on the wrist and a welfare check. If you bring a knife to a gunfight you will always lose.

When interviewed, an Al-Quaida spokesman said "Allah is most merciful and Muhammad is his prophet, peace be upon him and beat your wife if she defies you and behead enemies of Islam... dirka dirka."


Susan Finkelstein is willing to rub the lamp if the genie comes with World Series tickets.

The 43-year-old Philadelphia woman posted an ad on the Web site Craigslist in which she described herself as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan" desperately seeking Series tickets. Police too her choice of words "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!" to mean that she was willing to spread the sexy time for some tickets. This doesn't surprise me at all. Maybe she was offering sex, maybe she wasn't, not enough information. Yeah, yeah, assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups! What does that make these cops? Oh, yeah, it makes them cops, who as often as not will prosecute somebody just for the money they'll make from fines.

An undercover officer responded to the digital ad, and Finkelstein allegedly offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. She didn't get the tickets because the officer turned out to be gay. Actually I made that part up. She got arrested instead, for solicitation of prostitution.

I have a very simple question. Why do you care America? Why the fuck do you care? Why, oh god... why? Honestly, what does it matter if two consenting adults want to shag in exchange for Phillies tickets, cash, check, money order, a leaf blower, a red left shoe, a sack of rusty tin cans, what the fuck does it matter? What is the difference between humping for the gratification of relieving the pressure or humping for the sake mutual benefit. How is that any more immoral or reprehensible than going to a party to get drunk with intent to score? Granted, you would have to be slightly irresponsible to want to be, or to want to sleep with a prostitute but that's just my opinion.

If she wants to be a slut and he wants to give tickets to a slut in exchange for the herp and I don't have to pay for it in any way, it doesn't matter the least bit to me. I just simply do not understand why something we are allowed to do anyway is considered a crime when monetary gain is involved. If this is going to be the rule I want pregnancy among welfare recipients added to the list of Felonies immediately!

Besides, "Come-uppins" are usually received by those who are deserving.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Islam Receives Pedo Bear Seal of Approval

I would like to be the first to congratulate the great and peaceful religion of Islam on receiving this prestigious award.


The Pedo Bear Seal of Approval has been awarded to the peaceful religion of Islam for it's dedication and selfless persistence in "hands on" child sex education.



In Islam, no child grows up without being taught about love and sexual relations... Prophet Muhammad style.


Monday, October 26, 2009

Sometimes Things Irritate Me

Alright, I admit, something is always irritating me. Fact of the matter is, it's usually justifiable. Here are some of the things that annoyed me today.

Jon Gosselin stole $230,000 from a joint account he shares with estranged wife Kate as they fight like two bratty children over their stupid television show and divorce. She allegedly stole $33,000 in joint funds that she cannot explain where it went.

Why do you people watch this show? Who the fuck cares if these people have 8 kids and a shitty marriage. It's just stupid to watch this! I watched it once to see what the point was. He is an overgrown child with the douche levels of a drunken frat boy and she is an overbearing, condescending, bitch with a bad hairstyle that went out circa 1999. They accidentally took too much fertility juice, popped out 8 ugly ass kids, and you people eat that shit up like a pint of Ben and Jerry's while they rake in ridiculous amounts of money to be the dysfunctional assholes they should instead receive one terrible kick in the spleen apiece and a whack on the cranium with a bb filled rubber hose. Stop promoting stupidity America! These two big babies should have their children taken away from them and they should have to earn them back by acting like adults who can properly manage children.


Bruneians want husbands who cheat on their wives to be whipped, according to a recent survey in the Muslim-majority country.

Well fuck me with a snow shovel, the Muslims want to whip, beat, kick, stone, or maliciously hack off a part of something, go the fuck and figure. What is the difference between a Muslim and a practitioner of S & M? I don't know, I was asking you... a leather suit maybe? I think that's the only thing to tell you the truth, just a leather suit. That religion is fucked up, so fucked up that it should be placed back in a country that can be fenced the hell in, and allowed to fester in the dark ages. Fuck it, we'll put a yarmulke on one of these


then let them spastically hurl rocks at it's head while they froth and foam at the mouth and scream about "Allah Hu Akbar!" Screw it, lets turn it into a reality show. Somebody get John and Kate a pair of plane tickets and a Jewish last name!


A small town police department seized a motorized lounge chair in a drunk driving "incident" up and is going to auction it off next week.

The black and blue chair can go 15 miles per hour and has stereo, footrest, cupholders, headlights, a nitrous oxide power boost system, drag racing-style steering wheel and a parachute.

"Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 62, """smashed""" it into a parked car on his way back from a local bar in Proctor, Minnesota.

Anderson told police the only reason he hit the car was because a girl jumped up on the chair.

Somehow I'm doubting there was much "smashing" going on. More like "poofed" it into a parked car. Seriously people, how the fuck hard can an lazybody on wheels strike a car? This shit is going a little too far. Ridiculous though the chair is, at least he wasn't behind the wheel of a goddamn pickup truck. How much damage can really potentially be done in a recliner? I'd have let the poor bastard at least keep his chair. This is not drunk driving, it's drunk reclining, that's like getting a DUI walking home. I know the police have better things they could be doing. He should pay for any damage done and do some community service but not a DUI.


Speaking of cops who should have something better to do.

Police in Tenaha, Texas have been allegedly extorting traveling motorists by subjecting them to bogus traffic stops, perhaps finding small amounts of drugs, and then offering to forgo prosecution if the motorists would forfeit their cars and other property. The forfeited items were then sold to fund a special police recreation account.

Now way, I don't believe that for a second. No way would a police officer ever abuse his/her position of power in such a way. They screen officers very, very carefully to ensure that they only get the very smartest and most ethically sound individuals each and every time. Wait, what, they only check to make sure they aren't multiple felons and that they're good at gym class? Wait, what, sometimes they don't even do that? Oh!


This is why I hate New Jersey... well... this is just one more addition to the list.

Judge James Morley dismissed animal cruelty charges in September against former Moorestown, N.J., police officer Robert Melia Jr., who had been caught in 2006 attempting to sexually gratify himself using calves' mouths. Because the state has no anti-bestiality statute, Melia was charged with animal "cruelty," but Judge Morley said he was uncertain whether the acts were "cruel" or merely confusing. He reasoned that calves would normally recognize an appendage in their mouths as the prelude to food. If the calf could speak, said Judge Morley, it might merely say, "Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk."

And thus, society took another giant step toward total annihilation. If you read the link, it appears that this fine, upstanding officer and his morbidly obese girlfriend (not a cow... at least not literally a cow) also like to molest little girls. This sort of thing happens far too often. Not the molesting and cow raping, that's a given that it needs to stop. What I'm talking about is these fucked up hillbillies getting jobs as cops. It's sort of like a "he who smelt it dealt it" thing. Those who preach most vehemently against things all too often turn out to be attempting to hide their participation. I propose a rule.

My rule is this. If you are given the very important position of police officer, judge, district attorney, or something along those lines. You are charged with upholding the law. This also means you know the law even better than the average person. All serious criminal charges that would apply to average citizens should be doubled or even tripled for these people. If you hold the fate of others in your hands, if you have power over the lives of others and you knowingly and willingly violate those very rules that you have actively helped to punish others for, you should pay dearly. When you take these positions you must be held to a higher standard and higher standards that come with higher rewards for meeting them should have stricter punishments for breaking them. I'm just saying.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Union... Defenition of Uselessness

Consider this an open letter to the union. The particular union I will not mention specifically, instead I will direct this more generally, mostly to protect the company. If you are easily offended now would be the time to stop reading and leave because I have some venom that I'm about to spit.

There are few organizations in this country that are lower and more despicable than the many of the unions that are still going. Little better than the mafia but even less useful. At one time the union was a good thing in this country and actually protected workers who deserved protecting. Now the union is just a leach that is sucking even more of the final drops of blood from the corpse of our economy and it should have the final stake driven through it's heart.

People are losing their jobs and their homes and their lives to this decimated economy, these greedy sons-of-bitches are standing out front of a business refusing to do the job that the ungrateful bastards should be thanking their lucky stars they even have.

Carrying semi-illiterate signs and marching like a group of cockroaches in front of the parking lot to keep people out, these idiots are a massive part of the reason more and more businesses can't make a competitive go of things within the borders of our own country. I have been witness to actual bragging of union employees about how little they actually do. These are the scabs and they should be torn off and discarded. They rejected a recent offer of a new contract because what they are getting simply isn't good enough for them when hundreds of thousands would give anything to have what they have.

"We have (I'll just say several) employees that are laid off from the plant, and the present contract takes some of the benefits that those people would be entitled to away," a spokesman said.

"These are union brothers who paid union dues who got laid off because of the economic downturn, and now the company wants to take away from those (several) individuals under difficult circumstances," the useless jackass continued.

That is a shame that people got laid off, it truly is. The fact of the matter is that it's only a few people and when other companies are closing their doors because they can't get by and laying off hundreds, several people isn't so bad. How the hell do you expect a company to keep paying workers that they don't have work for. The purpose of laying off is to try to cut costs so they don't have to close and get rid of everybody! I feel for the small number of people laid off, I truly do. The ones that I hate are the idiots who still have jobs and are actively participating in attempting to bite off the hand that's feeding them.

"Everybody here is in agreement that something needs to be done," he said. "We're just making a stand."

The spokesjackass said the union is willing to sit down with company officials to settle the matter.

In other words, they're willing to come back to work if the company will continue supporting workers that it cannot afford to support, to give more holidays, and more money to everybody all the while requiring less work for the compensation.

Stupid said the strike has nothing to do with the economy.

Obviously not because anybody with a brain would look at the economy and think "thank god I still have a job and can still make a livelihood for myself."

Today I got the privilege of crossing the picket lines of this particular union to train "scabs" which in union terms is a perceived put-down aimed toward productive individuals who just want to work. Several people were brought in far from their homes and their families to live in hotels and to do a job that these overgrown, spoiled, children are refusing to do. These people want nothing more than to work, to earn a living for themselves, and to get by in very tough times and they're being called scabs. They endured threats and put-downs trying to achieve these goals.

These "scabs" gratefully sat and listened to my presentation for nearly 7 hours. There was not a complaint, they stayed awake, they did not interrupt, and they didn't get up and leave because something ran 1 minute over the projected schedule. None of these things can I say for the group they replaced. The group they replaced bitches constantly, won't shut the hell up and listen, they're too good for it every single time, and if you impinge on one of their 18 breaks during the day they throw a shit-fit even if the time will still be given to them on the backside of that break.

I have nothing but respect for these "scabs," I wish them the very best and I am so very happy for them that they were given the opportunity to work. I sincerely wish the exact opposite on the strikers, I hope their "stand" will cost every one of them to lose their fucking job and starve to goddamn death. In a time where nearly 1 out of 10 Americans is out of work, the balls it takes to be such a festering cunt as each of these fools who agree with this strike are, is simply fucking staggering.

I must admit that when they stopped me as I tried to cross the line and called me a scab, it was all I could do to not get out and kick the living piss out of as many as I could manage to take on. Let me tell you filthy useless twats something. I have a job to do and I'm going to do it. The company called me because they needed people working to make money to keep afloat. When I get a call I don't have the luxury of deciding if it's a just fucking cause. I don't have a union to back me up if I choose to be a lazy cunt and not do my job. I'm simply doing what my company pays me to do and if that doesn't suit your greedy-ass purposes you can simply fuck the fuck off!

One of the guys actually walked up to my stopped car and put his knees on my bumper and said that I needed to back up because I hit him and he was going to call the police. To this guy I say, you have no idea my amigo, just how the fuck close you came to getting your stupid ass run the fuck over like the insignificant speed-bump that you are. To the "security guard" paul blart who told me to back up and wait, you're lucky that when you started on me too and I said "and just who the fuck are you Opie" that you diverted your eyes and shut the hell up. You little piss-ant, you don't even have the balls to look me in the eyes and you're probably lucky you don't because I was about to have you for dinner, I'm not sure you didn't piss yourself... did you? To the one guy who actually said please, you probably saved everybody from having to listen to the fury that I was about to unleash on you all.

Standing in front of my car and telling me I don't know as much as I think I know? Are you fucking serious? This is supposed to gain support for your misguided cause? I didn't like the union to begin with but you really helped to cement my hatred of your group and your cause. May you all rot in unemployment, may you all suffer like you deserve. I hope you lose your homes, I hope you feel what so many others are feeling and I hope as you suffer you have nothing but time to reflect on what you had and what you willingly gave up in your greedy bid to get more for less in a time when more simply isn't available to give.

The union is going to be the death of this country or at least several more nails in the coffin. A trained monkey could do many of the jobs that people are making $30 and $40 an hour to do. Do you fucking idiots actually think you're worth this much? I can tell you honestly that you aren't. I've worked on construction jobs where union operators are paid literally right within that range to actually operate a vehicle for an average of 2 hours in an 8 hour shift. The remainder of the time is spend drinking coffee, bullshitting, playing cards, reading magazines, and generally fucking off. Just how the hell is this justified? I've seen people doing nothing at all refuse to do a job that needed done when they had the skills and the time to do it, simply because it was "not my job."

I've watched time and again as union employees start preparing for a one of their multiple 15 minute breaks 15 minutes ahead of time and then return 10 minutes late. I've watched them head toward the time clock at the end of the day where they linger and "get ready to go home" a half hour ahead of quitting time. I've seen them park their lazy ass in a chair and push a button once an hour for the 6 hours they actually "work" and do nothing else. I've seen useless and incompetent employees stay at work and on the payroll simply because the union condones it and the company is mostly helpless. You're being payed to work so just shut the fuck up and do what you're told or expect somebody else to come in who is willing to do the job asked of them for that pay. Unfuckingbelievable.


Monday, October 19, 2009

White House Attacks Fox News

White House advisers pledged on Sunday to book administration officials on Fox News despite claims by the president's inner circle that the cable network is a GOP mouthpiece whose programming "is geared toward making money."

Last week, White House communications director Anita Dunn said Fox News operates "almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party." On Sunday, Rahm Emanuel, President Barack Obama's chief of staff, said, "It is not a news organization so much as it has a perspective."

As everybody knows, Fox News is the one, THE ONLY news channel that criticizes the Obamatrons instead of slurping up the Kool-aid.

Karl Rove, a Fox News contributor and former White House adviser to President George W. Bush, said the Obama administration is trying to demonize Fox News for asking questions officials do not like. He compared Obama's approach to that of President Richard Nixon, who included journalists on an "enemies list."

Even though I'm not a fan of the Karl Rove I must say that does sound pretty accurate.

"This is a White House engaging in its own version of the media enemies list," Rove said on "Fox News Sunday." "And it's unhelpful for the country and undignified for the president of the United States to so do."

Senior Obama adviser David Axelrod said Fox News shouldn't be treated as a news organization. "And the bigger thing is that other news organizations, like yours, ought not to treat them that way, and we're not going to treat them that way," he said.

Still, Axelrod said administration officials would appear on the channel. He shrugged off News Corp. chairman Rupert Murdoch's remark to shareholders last Friday that since the White House began criticizing Fox News commentators their ratings have risen.

"You know, I'm not concerned. Mr. Murdoch has a talent for making money, and I understand that their programming is geared toward making money," Axelrod said. "The only argument Anita was making is that they're not really a news station. ... It's not just their commentators, but a lot of their news programming. It's really not news. It's pushing a point of view."

We all know that ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN never have a point of view, they are all fair and balance. By fair and balanced I mean that they agree 100% with the views of the left. Pay attention to those listed above, they will be the face of the Obama state run media bringing to you comrade brother, the latest party news after Fox bias, racist, evil, opinion-forcing-upon us non-news source has been heartily vanquished. Dissent shall not be tolerated!

My only question is this. SHOULDN'T OBAMA'S INNER CIRCLE BE DOING SOME-FUCKING-THING USEFUL?!?! Should they not be fixing the economy? Should they not be creating jobs? Should they not be passing legislation to make it more difficult and expensive for jobs to be outsourced? Should they not be concentrating on a war? Should they not be repealing "don't ask, don't tell?" Shouldn't they be signing legislation to deport illegal aliens? Shouldn't they be doing something about Iran building nukes? Should they not be putting a firm stop to Kim Jong Il waggling his tiny dick in the face of the U.S. and U.N.? There are far too many very important tasks needing completed for these goddamn cunts to be worrying about whether or not Fox News channel does or does not fucking qualify as news! ASSHATS!

I found this article here

The Prophet Hates Beyonce

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – R&B star (R&B stands for really bad music for those of you who've always wondered) Beyonce Knowles has postponed a planned concert. The event's organizer said Monday, following accusations by Islamic conservatives that Beyonce is immoral and likely to shake her ass and show cleavage. It is a well known fact that Muslim men cannot control their bodily functions and will ejaculate on themselves in rapid succession until they go into a coma if exposed to shaking ass or cleavage.

Knowles, who the article said is "known for her provocative clothes," had been scheduled to perform at a Kuala Lumpur stadium Oct. 25. I think that's racist, they're simply picking her out and calling her clothes provocative because she's black. Somebody contact Jesse Jackson please, a.s.a.p. The show "has been postponed to a future date to be announced shortly," Malaysian entertainment company Marctensia said in a statement.

"The postponement is solely (the) decision of the artist and has nothing to do with other external reasons," the statement said. This blogger thinks that the decision made by the artist probably has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that if she doesn't wear the Islamic holy bed sheet and Islamic holy clan hood to cover her lady parts she would likely be bum rushed, raped, and stabbed to death with random household objects in the middle of the concert amid chants of "Allah Hu Akbar". Failure to comply with Islam always brings peaceful responses like that.

The country's largest opposition group, The Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party, which has called for the show to be scrapped, said it would promote "Western sexy performances." Some entertainment industry officials say the strict regulations and frequent controversies have discouraged many international artists from visiting Malaysia.

When asked for a comment, the Prophet simply said "Allah Hu nibbiiit! Dirka eeerrrrrr" puked on himself and then lost consciousness.

The Prophet Muhammad In An Undated Photograph

Evil Western sexy performances! Western sexy performance is the devil! Women are evil and are sent to earth to taunt pious Muslim men with boobies and cause them to stray from the goats that they love. I say stay strong Muslim men, don't start bathing and trimming those filthy fucking grizzly-ass shrubberies that grow from your face! Don't stop wiping your ass with your hand! Do not stop having sexual relations with whichever goat strikes your fancy this day! You are right, women are demons, they are gin and when they show skin they are taunting you and you specifically. Don't let evil western sexy booby showing pop stars into your country to shake their bottoms, it will destroy all of the values that make up the framework of your poverty stricken, stone-aged... medieval at best, societies. You have worked hard at staying as fucked up and backward as possible, you have resisted in the name of Islam, all other movement forward into the future and usefulness on the world stage. You just keep on keepin' on Islam!

I would personally keep Beyonce out of my country (if I had one), not because of her immorality but because I liken listening to her music to being eaten alive by 26 ants.

Pron At The Firehouse

I feel like tearing apart somebody who I see as overly sensitive. At the very least, she is slightly overly sensitive as well as slightly stupid. I found this one the other day and saved it because stupid never seems to go out of date. I'm curious to see how many messages of disagreement I get.

Julie LaBlanc was shocked when she found a hard-core pornographic magazine under her 9-year-old son's pillow. But that wasn't nearly as surprising as where he got it: the San Jose fire station where she worked as a firefighter.

That discovery eventually led to the city finding dozens more sexually explicit magazines a dispute with the firefighters union. Can and should the city police porn and other behavior in a fire department?

It has led San Jose officials to offer LaBlanc $200,000 to settle her lawsuit alleging she was harassed on the job for complaining about pornography in Station No. 6.

$200,000 that I'm guessing that a city in California probably can't afford these days.

"We want to make sure we have a safe work space for all our employees. In the case of Ms. LaBlanc, it took a lot of courage for her to come forward."

LaBlanc filed suit in Santa Clara County Superior Court in April 2008 alleging her son had brought home a copy of a sexually explicit magazine he had taken from the men's room at Station 6 while visiting her at work. According to her lawsuit, when she returned to work the next day she found more than 60 other hard-core pornographic magazines in the station and spoke to her captain about it. The captain alerted the city's personnel department. An investigation failed to determine who was responsible for the magazines.

LaBlanc alleged that while the city was investigating the matter, she was shunned and taunted by her fellow firefighters, including one repeatedly refusing to give important work-related information to her. Seven months after her initial complaint, she said, a copy of "King," which bills itself as "the illest men's magazine ever," was left in a common area of the station where she would see it. LaBlanc, a fire engineer, has since transferred to another station.

When you tattle on co-workers one would think you might expect to be shunned and taunted. Yeah, yeah, I know the age old argument, women don't like to know that men like to look at naked women. It's a fact, get the fuck used to it. I'm led to wonder how much harassment was actually taking place before and how much was purely a reaction to the snitching about the magazines. I'm a firm believer of "if you don't like it turn your head." This is a perfect example, if you don't like it, it is a magazine, you don't have to open it and look at it.

If I worked in an office with all women, even if they were fat and ugly women, and they acted this way I would not sue, I might be annoyed but that's life. Sometimes people do shit that is irritating but it's not criminal and if I flipped the fuck out all the time I would expect immature people to do what immature people do; step up the harassment.

As far as the kid, if the kid brought it home that's his mother's fault for not paying close enough attention to him. Shouldn't be bringing your kid to work anyhow. It's a place of employment not a child amusement zone. Kids go to firehouses on supervised school trips not because mommy felt like bringing him. If he learns shit he shouldn't because you released him in a firehouse with a bunch of manly (smart... maybe not but who knows) men then you got what you had coming to you.

I'm so goddamn sick of this "pad everything" attitude in America these days. Just because your delicate sensibilities are upset by something does not make it wrong. People do have sex, this is how your child was created lady. If it weren't for religions perverting everything enjoyable there would be sex in the streets and nobody would blink. If you don't like something others are doing and it is not physically hurting you then bugger the fuck off. If it is mentally hurting you then you are mentally weak. Or at least mentally weaker than the person perpetrating. As far as this women being offended by men doing man things. Firefighting is a manly job, if you want to hang out there you should expect this sort of thing even more than anywhere else.

(Definitely Not The Woman In The Article)

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Welcome To The Islamic Republic of Sweden

Time and again, article after article, book after book, Sweden returns in the center of my radar. An elderly Swedish woman was recently beaten by young "cultural enrichers."

A newspaper in the Swedish town Gävle, some seventy kilometres north of Uppsala published this story originally. Apparently the area has a bad reputation, and people want to leave, but not all of them can afford to.

Birgitta sits at the kitchen table and looks outside at the children playing. Her arms are covered with bruises and her nose and lip are injured. Last Tuesday she was brutally beaten up outside her home in Andersberg.

This past Tuesday Birgitta was invited for wine and food with friends in the area. She herself says that she was a little tipsy, but not drunk. At eight-thirty she went to walk her old dog and at the same time to buy ice cream at Time.

“The dog walked loose at a distance, since I saw no one [there is a law against loose dogs in Sweden]. Suddenly two guys appeared at the health center.”

Birgitta says the men were about thirty to forty, and of foreign origin. They asked if she had any cigarettes, but Birgitta said she had none.

“‘You f***ing whore,’ said one of them and then the blow came. I don’t know if I said something.”

Birgitta fell to the ground; the men searched her for money and cigarettes. The dog realized that something had happened. Birgitta began calling for help and one of the men kicked her hard on one knee before they disappeared. The blood was pouring out and someone called the ambulance.

Birgitta thought that her nose bone was broken, but she got away with cuts to her nose, a swollen knee, bruises on her lip, sore teeth, a large bruise on her thigh, a small cut on her hand, and bruises on both arms.

But even if the physical wound will heal, what is worse is the terror of the soul.

“Where shall I go?” she asks.

She does not dare to stay on in Andersberg, even though she has installed an alarm.

No respect was shown to Birgitta for being a woman and a senior citizen. On the contrary, she was brutally assaulted and called a whore. Birgitta’s arms and legs have large black and blue bruises after the assault.

The blood flowed, though Birgitta’s nose bone was not broken after the blow to her face. But as the physical wounds heal, the psychological wounds are worse.

A neighbor has been supporting Birgitta. Both relate stories about stairs being peed in, trash strewn around, and broken storage doors. They are in an agreement that Andersberg has bit by bit deteriorated.

Birgitta actually has another name. She does not want to show her face in a photo or have her name in the paper.

“Then they might kill me,” she says and shrinks back into herself a little.

Allow me to translate... Cultural Enricher = Islamic Youth.

This is becoming a trend apparently. The land of Ice and Snow has been set upon by extreme amounts of peace from the religion of peace. People of Swedish background are literally fleeing their homes to escape violence perpetrated by immigrants.

Allow me to translate... Immigrant = Islamic Persons

Leaving one's home to escape violence perpetrated by invaders... sounds interestingly and very historically familiar.

If the same actions were carried out against Muslims, even in a country in which they weren't native it would be labeled racism would it not? Would not the world hammer down on that country for allowing it?

This also seems to be a trend in "multiculturism" and these thugs are to be celebrated as adding to our enrichment.

Welcome to the future where the victimizer claims victim status and continues to grow like cancer, destroying the native culture and expanding their own violent and ignorant ways. Our... and by our, I mean the West... ways of pushing multi-culti bullshit are going to be our downfall. Islam doesn't want multiculturalism and to intermingle with us. Islam wants to move into our countries, separate from us, grow, and eventually destroy us. If you don't think so... read some books, not that shit you see in the news, you are part of the problem.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Why Are We In Afghanistan?

I'm currently reading this book.


It's actually quite a good book. I'm thoroughly enjoying it and having trouble putting it down. It's talking quite a bit about Afghanistan past and present. Mostly what it has done is cause me to think... more so than usual. What the hell are we doing in Afghanistan? I don't mean why did we go there, I know why we went there. I know why we went to Iraq as well. My question is why the fuck are we still in Afghanistan and sending more troops? What are we attempting to accomplish? What is the goal? Does anybody actually believe the goal is attainable? What do our leaders think they are going to accomplish aside from the exact same thing the Soviet Union accomplished? Can anybody enlighten me?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Don't Piss Off The Book... Or On It

Making sense of the news of the world. A fight in an Oslo (Norway) suburb went to court. You'll understand why when I tell you what it was about. I'm actually rather surprised at the outcome.

A Muslim girl must to pay 10,000 kroner in fines and 1,500 in court costs for having hit a fellow student for something she said.

Do I actually need to tell you what she said? I mean the overall point of her statement, whatever it was? Probably not, but I will.

All of it is alleged, it's not clear what anybody actually said but it went something like this.

The Muslim girl was eating with a friend in the classroom. The other girl supposedly turned and said "I will piss on the Koran". In court the other girl denied she'd said that, and that she had said that if it had been a graduation celebration prank-assignment to piss on the Koran, she would have done it.

The two disagree on what happened next as well. The non-Muslim girl says that the Muslim girl said "I will piss on the Bible". I personally would have told her to have a right hearty go of it if it makes her little crusty black Muslim heart happy.

The Muslim girl denies that and says she answered "It's not allowed to say something like that - it's a holy book". Later she admitted to the court that she said "I'll piss on you."

After recess that two went into the classroom. At the end of class the teacher noticed that the Muslim girl was crying. A teacher heard the story, decided to let the kids be kids and make nothing more of it. After the class, the Muslim girl made Jihad on the other girl's face.

The court didn't get a clear answer on how many punches there were and whether it was with a fist or not. The victim got a red mark on her cheek. I really don't see a problem with this to be honest. When I was a kid and we had a disagreement we just kicked the shit out of one another as well and that solved it. At least nobody got stabbed or shot.

The Follo court says that the Muslim girl saw the statement about pissing on the Koran as both insulting and hurtful, but that the statement couldn't be considered defamation. Therefore, the girl's anger can't be justified by the law.

The Muslim student will not appeal the decision, but she thinks it's unjust. This is what I actually find to be quite hilarious. I find it incredibly entertaining that somebody can be so brainwashed, simple, or generally stupid to think that it is unjust to say something objectionable about a book. It's a book, just a book, maybe if you chose another religion your life wouldn't suck so goddamn bad that you have to fight to defend a book.

"Regardless of which county I was in, I wouldn't have done anything of what she did. I don't want somebody saying 'I will piss on the Koran'. When we read in the Koran, we wash our hands and cover parts of the body before we take the book, since it's a holy book. I have nothing against the Bible. I said that I respect her. Please resepct me," says the girl.

She thinks she did nothing wrong. "I didn't hit so hard, but so that she'll learn a lesson. I had warned her several times. I've lived in Norway for six years, I have never done anything wrong and followed all the laws in the country. But when somebody says they will piss on the Koran, I will hit," she says. She doesn't blame her 18-year old fellow student. "It isn't her fault, but (rather) her parents who should have raised her properly.

By "raised her properly" I'll assume that means that properly means Islamic. They should have raised her to be a religious zealot who is afraid of pigs, dogs, female body parts, and angering a book. Holy book? So the book itself, that was mass produced on a printing press is holy? Was it God's printing press? Allah Publishing Incorporated? Just because there are half baked ideas (that you feel are special "holy") contained in a book doesn't make that book itself special or holy. It's really a rather stupid reason to hit somebody. I won't condemn the Muslim girl specifically for hitting the other girl. I believe in standing up for your ideals. I just happen to disagree with her ideals. The other girl said it and she should have expected that reaction. I personally would have said it expecting that reaction and then when I got hit I would have pounded the other individual into a bloody pulp. I'm not really an incredibly nice person though. In fact, I'll say shit that I don't mean and isn't true simply because I know it's petty and it might offend somebody's retarded sensibilities. For example... When I read the Koran I like to get naked and sit with my balls on the page, it helps me to feel one with the prophet. I keep my copy of the Koran right where it belongs, near the holy loo so I can easily grab it when it's time for wipeys. Eh, whatever.


Monday, October 12, 2009

Medical Field Would Be Laughable If Not Dangerous

This shit needs to stop like yesterday! Some of you may remember this one from a while back.

Police are looking into possible criminal charges against a nurse at a South Florida hospital where officials say she may have exposed more than 1,800 patients to HIV and hepatitis by reusing medical supplies.

Officials at Broward General Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale said earlier this week the hospital discovered that Qui Lan, 59, was reusing IV tubing and saline bags during cardiac chemical stress tests.

The hospital's infectious diseases medical director, said the chances of infection are low, but it can't be ruled out.

Citing privacy laws, hospital CEO James Thaw wouldn't say whether any patients have come forward with infections. He said officials were still evaluating any potential legal action against Lan.

The legal action should be that she be beaten about the head and neck with a tube sock filled with wood screws. Don't even try to tell me that's too harsh either. In the medical profession you are literally trusted with people's lives. I realize that accidents happen from time to time and that's something different. Purposefully neglecting precautions for the safety of the public because you fucking feel like it is something totally different.

Lan's lawyer, Allison Gilman, told The Associated Press her client has been a nurse for 37 years and had no prior disciplinary actions.

Judging by her name, I'm questioning where exactly she has been nursing. Nursing standards in SOME countries are not up to OUR standards and if for example she was not disciplined in China, for the same offense, would anybody be surprised?

An internal investigation, and within about a week, found the allegations against Lan to be true. Her brilliant lawyer stated, "Right now, we don't feel like she did anything wrong." She declined to comment on whether the hospital's allegations about repeated use of the equipment were true.

Hospital officials said the nurse was suspended on Sept. 8, and resigned the next day. Alice Taylor, the hospital's chief operating officer, said Lan did not give officials an explanation why she had been reusing the materials.

Everybody knows that people who didn't do anything wrong always resign and refuse to give information.

Makes perfect sense, the hospital investigates and proves it, lawyer knows this and still doesn't see a problem with it. I'm guessing that has something to do with a couple thousand dollars in retainer fees and hundreds more an hour. Didn't do anything wrong? Fucking idiots. We know one person who didn't get tests done with the dirty material.

The hospital this dumbass worked at has sent letters to the 1,851 patients she handled between January 2004 and early September, recommending they get tested for HIV and hepatitis at the hospital's expense.

Our medical profession is a goddamn joke. Going to the hospital literally frightens me, not because of needles or what they might find, but what the lazy fuckers didn't clean and therefor what disease I might contract because of people who's job it is to keep me healthy. This is under private care where there is actually incentive. Imagine if this shit were government run. You'd get a free case of the HIV with every trip to the hospital. We need to start holding these people to a higher standard and we need to start actually pressing criminal charges against retards like this nurse who purposefully break rules that can kill people. Apparently these degrees need to be harder to obtain because there's too much stupid in the profession.

Another very similar case (not properly sterilized medical equipment being used) just recently happened at UPMC Medical Center near me.

I think I'm better off chancing something sneaking up on me than going anywhere near a hospital for a checkup.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Awe, Poor Muslims, We're So Very Racist

Oh... you know what New York City Muslims? I'm so, so sorry that we are inconveniencing you and making you not want to go to mosque to worship your god and your pedophile prophet. I'm so very, very sorry. Do you know what inconveniences my day? Shit blowing the fuck up when I'm trying to ride to work on it inconfuckingveniences my day! Until your people, and your people alone (MUSLIMS) stop getting caught by this "profiling" building bombs and making plans to hurt people or destroy things, you can just fuck the fuck off and learn to deal with it. No other group, not a single one in this country is trying to do this sort of shit, you are the only ones. If you would like to be left alone then start finding them amongst you and turning them in, until then, I hope your lives are as inconvenient as humanly possible.

If we have to do a daily apartment and body cavity search on every Muslim man woman and child to stop a bomb from going off in a public place then I'm good with that. I am willing to make you a bet Muslims, I bet if we did total and all-encompassing searches everywhere in the United States with all groups included, aside from a random nutter here and there 99% of those caught would be Muslims. I think that warrants a 99% rate of targeting Muslims in searches don't you? In fact, I would be willing to voluntarily participate to prove this point if I thought that when they proved it was all Muslims that anything would be done about it. I bet things would be far more convenient living in a mud hut in Afghanistan and there you'll be free to do as you please so why don't you just get the hell out of here if you don't like our methods.

P.S. Once Again! Islam is not a race! Islam is a religion, a religion you chose, you have a choice. If you actually took the time to learn something useful about the world (like for example, History *real, actual history*) or anything besides what your book of stolen fairy tales (from the Old Testament and Torah mostly) says, then maybe at least when you whine about unwarranted things you wouldn't sound like morons. One last thing, until you collectively stop spewing your vile hatred about the Jews (and I'm not even Jewish) why should anybody feel sorry for you?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Saudi Balls Grow To Size Of New Planet

These sand dwelling cock goblins never cease to amaze me with the dumbass shit they do. It has become apparent as of late that the combination of never getting to see any boobies and breathing too much sand can also make one delusional.

There are plenty of countries at the U.N. climate talks who are in need of assistance to adapt to the impacts of (the fictional problem) global warming, whether they are worth the assistance is a whole other debate. One of these "needy" countries is in fact NOT the Saudis but it would appear that nobody has informed them of this yet.

Saudi Arabia has been demanding (mostly behind closed doors) during these and other negotiations that oil-producing nations get special financial assistance if a new climate pact calls for substantial reductions in the use of fossil fuels. Yeah, you heard that right.

An International Energy Agency report released this week showing that OPEC revenues would still increase $23 trillion between 2008 and 2030 even if countries agree to significantly slash emissions and thereby cut their use of oil. That is the limit most countries agree is needed to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

The head of the Saudi delegation Mohammad S. Al Sabban dismissed the IEA figures as “biased” and said OPEC's own calculations showed that Saudi Arabia would lose $19 billion a year starting in 2012 under a new climate pact. The region would lose much more, he said.

“We are among the economically vulnerable countries,” Al Sabban told The Associated Press on the sidelines of the talks ahead of negotiations in Copenhagen in December. “This is very serious for us,” he continued. “We are in the process of diversifying our economy but this will take a long time. We don't have too many resources.”

My thoughts are that maybe the Saudis should have tried diversifying "their economy" in the roughly 8 Decades since their start in the 30's. The only economy they have is oil and the business of being generally useless except for covertly funding terrorist groups and doing their best to spread the oppressive Wahhabi version of Islam to countries that don't need or want it.

Saudi Arabia, which sits atop the world's largest proven oil reserves, is seeing economic growth slide because of fallout from the global meltdown, but experts still expect the country, flush with cash from oil's earlier price spike last year, to be better able than other nations to cope with the current crisis.

Al Sabban accused Western nations of pursuing an agenda against oil producers, under the guise of protecting the planet. Which is another way of saying that they're irked that their country which is essentially a giant welfare state deserves to be allowed to continue making no positive contributions to anything and be propped up for no good reason at the expense of the rest of the world.

“Many politicians in the Western world think these climate change negotiations and the new agreement will provide them with a golden opportunity to reduce their dependence on imported oil,” Al Sabban said. “That means you will transfer the burden to developing countries, especially to those highly dependent on the exploitation of oil.”

I'm personally crying a fucking river. Looks like the house of Saud better get on development of some alternative uses for sand if they want to continue providing royal accommodations for anywhere from 7,000 to 25,000 (depending on the source) undeserving douchebags who claim to be special because they were born into a "royal" family.

An Arab environmental group IndyACT and the environmental group Germanwatch released a report today accusing Saudi Arabia of blocking key elements of the negotiations. Among their tactics, the groups said, was slowing negotiations by insisting that the economic woes of oil producers be included in the text.

“Despite the variability in the region, the current Arab position is mainly focused around protecting the oil trade rather than saving the planet form the adverse impacts of climate change,” said Wael Hmaidan, the executive director of IndyACT.

Most countries have agreed that any new pact should include provisions to avoid temperature increases of more than 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (2 degrees Celsius) above preindustrial levels — the threshold at which most scientists (who are paid enough to do so) say serious climate change will ensue.

That would require emissions cuts from industrial countries of 25 to 40 percent below 1990 levels by 2020, far above the 15 to 23 percent cuts rich countries have offered so far. It would also require developing countries to scale back their emissions. Developing countries such as China who still think they are entitled to pollute and destroy whatever they like because it's cheaper and other countries did it 100 years ago when nobody knew better.

Both rich and poor countries are counting on a transition to a low carbon economy as a key component of meeting their reductions, a move that would require them to away from fossil fuels and toward renewables like solar, wind and hydro power.

I'm not exactly sure how much glass the Saudis are going to have to produce in order to continue giving private jets to every royal or to continue driving diamond encrusted Mercedes like Prince "80's Icon" Walleye, or Walleed or whatever the hell his name is (nobody really cares), but they better get on it soon.



It looks like the royal family members are just going to have to stick with last year's models of the latest Italian and German luxury cars. In fact, I would love to see each of them have to trade their special rides in for some version of this.


Looks like some of that money they spend on building Madrassas in Virginia is just going to have to be redirected. What a bloody shame. I personally think the Western world should tell the Saudis to go fuck themselves. I personally hope the the House of Saud is brought crashing to it's knees and completely wiped out. With the Great Appeaser in office though and the Socialist agendas of the U.N., I know better. The Saudis will likely get whatever they want... why the West is collectively so retarded I have yet to figure out.

Nobel Peace Prize Becomes (or was already) A Colossal Joke

It turns out that now they give the Nobel Peace Prize for being a giant failure as long as you're shooting your blanks within the confines of the gargantuan Socialist wank-fest that is the majority of the world today.

Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday in a "stunning decision" (yeah I'm stunned that the poster boy for bending over and receiving is being rewarded by the givers) Apparently they want to encourage his "initiatives" to reduce nuclear arms, ease tensions with the Muslim world and stress diplomacy and cooperation rather than unilateralism.

Which is perfectly reasonable. Most of these countries have no nuclear arms to begin with and many of them are happily becoming overrun with angry, intolerant, Muslims faster than Rosie O'Donnell can consume the corpse of a sacrificed virgin. Now, in the name of appeasement and they're rewarding the leader of the one country that was previously holding out but is now trying to force us to joining them.

It's funny that the worse Obama gets, the more incompetent, the more he fails, the more they like him (go figure). It's almost like a group of outcast gimps coming upon one of their own in the forest. They can tell by the limp that he's one of them and they're approaching with the know that he's one of their own.

Nobel observers pretended to be shocked by the "unexpected" choice so early in the Obama debacle, which began less than two weeks before the Feb. 1 nomination deadline. This would mean he was nominated after 2 weeks, before he even did a damn thing. That's like, well, throwing 100 retards in a room and picking a leader before you know any of them.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said Obama woke up to the news a little before 6 a.m. but had no immediate comment because the teleprompter had to warm up first. The Nobel Committee didn't inform Obama before the announcement because "Waking up a president in the middle of the night, this isn't really something you do," and it's a obviously a farce anyhow so what was the point.

The Nobel Committee lauded the change in global mood wrought by Obama's calls for peace and cooperation but recognized initiatives that have yet to bear fruit: reducing the stock of nuclear arms in peaceful countries while ignoring the building of nuclear stocks in rogue countries, easing American conflicts with Muslim nations by giving in to every ridiculous demand they make every single time they make one and strengthening the U.S. role in combating climate change which used to be global warming until too many people wised up and realized that only parts of the globe were warming and only half of the time.

"Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," Jagland said. Another example would be the Bolsheviks and the Nazi party, they captured a lot of attention and gave people in their countries hope initially as well.

Obama's election and foreign policy moves caused a dramatic improvement in the image of the U.S. around the world and mostly among the ones that want to see us chopped down to their pitiful level. A 25-nation poll of 27,000 people released in July found double-digit boosts to the percentage of people viewing the U.S. favorably in countries around the world. If many of those countries happen to be Islamic countries with a mind on subverting our culture while we stand by slack-jawed and pretending all is well, so be it, Obama finds that to be perfectly acceptable.

Still, the U.S. remains at war in Iraq and Afghanistan, which were oddly going a whole lot better while Bush was in office (not good, but better, and that was because it was basically still leftist controlled then). The U.S. Congress has yet to pass a law reducing carbon emissions, which really makes no difference because all the carbon we can manage to emmit really isn't going to change anything. There has been little significant reduction in global nuclear stockpiles since Obama took office which makes sense because very few countries actually have them, the peaceful countries are the only ones who want to reduce them, and the rogue countries are willing to wait, lie, and then after we disarm, blow us to hell. Nothing but time brother, nothing but time!

"So soon? Too early. He has no contribution so far. He is still at an early stage. He is only beginning to act," said former Polish President Lech Walesa, a 1983 Nobel Peace laureate. That's a great way to look at it Mr. Polish guy, let me look at something that way too. Uncle Chester the Child Molester doesn't start off groping little Suzy either, he appears to be a great and loving uncle at first. He's always doing things that look like nice gestures and volunteering to help, then BAAAAM! By then it's too late and a lifetime of therapy is necessary to fix the problems the tricky bastard caused.

"This is probably an encouragement for him to act. Let's see if he perseveres. Let's give him time to act," Walesa said. "Lets hope for the sake of all that isn't retarded that he does not persevere but instead gets impeached by those of us with any sense left" stated Dillinger.

The award appeared to be a slap at Bush from a committee that harshly criticized Obama's predecessor for his largely unilateral military action in the wake of the Sept. 11 terror attacks. Because we all know from experience that the European policy to being attacked is for the most part to simply cry and surrender. It worked very well the first time when the Wermacht rolled over the continent leaving a wake of terror and destruction with little useful resistance 60 odd years ago.

"You have to remember that the world has been in a pretty dangerous phase," Jagland said. "And anybody who can contribute to getting the world out of this situation deserves a Nobel Peace Prize." What he forgets is that the dangerous people don't want to conform, they simply want to hold their guns and keep saying they'll drop theirs if we drop ours and Obama believes (like a moron) that they won't shoot us when we do. I'm personally getting tired of this Jagland douchebag and his ridiculous, socialist ideas based on the failing system in his own country that try to tell us what will and will not work" Dillinger said.

Unlike the other Nobel Prizes, which are awarded by Swedish institutions, the peace prize is given out by a five-member committee elected by the Norwegian Parliament. Like the Parliament, the committee has a leftist slant, with three members elected by left-of-center parties. Jagland worked over the president's member for a bit and then said the decision to honor Obama was unanimous.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa, who won the prize in 1984, said Obama's award shows great things are expected from him in coming years. I think you will all find this promising for the future of America. We can aspire to be just like Africa! What a role model they are too, our kids will be born with AIDS, an AK-47, and half starved already, it'll be SWEEEET!

"It's an award coming near the beginning of the first term of office of a relatively young president that anticipates an even greater contribution towards making our world a safer place for all," Tutu said. "It is an award that speaks to the promise of President Obama's message of hope." That is actually just an eloquent way of saying that it's an award that is given solely for the purpose of idiots on the left giving a prize to more idiots on the left.

Until just before the award, speculation had focused on a wide variety of candidates besides Obama: Zimbabwe's Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, a Colombian senator, a Chinese dissident and an Afghan woman's rights activist, among others. I'm not even going to waste my time pointing out exactly why comparing Obama to these other candidates is a complete and utter joke. In fact, it's disrespectful to the other candidates. The Nobel committee received a record 205 nominations for this year's prize, though it was not immediately apparent who nominated Obama. Now would be a good time to point out that they also gave this award to Al Gore.

Obama was to meet with his top advisers on the Afghan war on Friday to consider a request by Gen. Stanley McChrystal to stop being a fuck-up and causing war effort to slide further down a very steep hill. The U.S. commander in Afghanistan wants to send as many as 40,000 more troops to Afghanistan as the U.S war there enters its ninth year. As you'll all likely remember that Obama ran for office on the premise that he would do exactly this, stay in the war, send more troops, and fuck it all up. Oh, wait, you say he didn't? He said he was going to pull us out of the war? Oh, I stand corrected.

Obama ordered 21,000 additional troops to Afghanistan earlier this year and has continued to cripple them with left-wing, girl-scout-like, Democratic rules of engagement. Militants in Afghanistan and Pakistan can still safely shoot our troops then throw down their weapons and pretend they're sorry thus being given U.S. citizenship. A strategy devised by the U.N. Our attacks often kill or injure "civilians" who had previously been firing weapons in the direction of our troops.

In July talks in Moscow, Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev agreed that their negotiators would work out a new limit on delivery vehicles for nuclear warheads of between 500 and 1,100. Meanwhile Vladimir Putin had sex with a 24 year old former gymnast while he drank fine vodka and laughed at Obama's naivete. They also agreed that warhead limits would be reduced from the current range of 1,700-2,200 to as low as 1,500, to which Putin took another shot, another pump, and laughed again before flexing his pecs. The United States now as about 2,200 such warheads, compared to about 2,800 for the Russians who will be simply hiding the ones they have a little better.

Former Peace Prize winner Mohamed El "Nobody Cares" Baradei (oddly muslim name... hmm), director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency in Vienna, said Obama has already provided outstanding leadership in the effort to prevent nuclear proliferation and drove the world much, much closer toward impotence in the face of the Islamic threat.

"In less than a year in office, he has transformed the U.S. Economy into a complete disaster and caused Americans to change way we look at ourselves and the world we live in He has also rekindled hope that we'll finally be on the losing end of a World War." El Baradei said... well, I might have added some of that. "He has shown an unshakable commitment toward idiotic policies, respect for those who will never return it and dialogue as a means of pretending there are no conflicts when there in fact are many."

Obama also has attempted to restart stalled talks between the Israelis and Palestinians. In other words, to give Israeli land to Palestinians and cause the total destruction of the Jewish state and people. Moderate Palestinians (which are a group largely residing in the imagination) said they felt undermined by Obama's failure to back up his demand for a freeze.

Nominators for the prize include former laureates a bunch of far left douchebags who would be mostly irrelevant if there weren't so damn many of them. "We trust that this award will strengthen his commitment, as the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, to continue promoting an atmosphere of surrender to militant rogue powers" said some guy... with my added reality based commentary.

In his 1895 will, Alfred Nobel stipulated that the peace prize should go "to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between the nations and the abolition or reduction of standing armies and the formation and spreading of peace congresses." Again you'll note the lofty imaginations and diluted idiocracy inherent in that statement. The only thing they left out is that the other nations we'll be fraternizing with are already farther down the road to total destruction than we are and they're still very wrongly confident they're going the right way.

The committee has taken a wide interpretation of Nobel's guidelines, expanding the prize beyond peace mediation to include efforts to combat poverty, disease and climate change. As long as Obama continues destroying or at least ignoring the wants and needs of his own country and the people in it, the nominees will continue to massage his junk and call him deserving. This would be laughable if it weren't for excellent view some of us have of the ground coming toward us at lightning speeds while we continue to tail-spin downward.


Not for long if Obama can help it.

I just went over to Atlas Shrugs and found this video so I thought I would come back and throw it in here. It's saying basically similar things (only not so harshly) but I figured it couldn't hurt my points.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Muslims... What Goes Around Comes Around

I grabbed this latest piece of work over at Europe News.

MUSLIM families whose relatives had their graves vandalised in an apparently racist attack have branded the culprits ‘animals’.

Chorlton residents and anti-fascist campaigners joined Muslim families outside Southern Cemetery to protest against racism following the incident on Thursday, October 1.

Around 20 graves in the Muslim section of Southern Cemetery were pushed over and broken in an attack the police are treating as a racist hate crime. Campaigners waved placards denouncing the vandalism while passing motorists beeped their support for the 50-strong group.

Habib Dar, from Stockport, joined the protest with his son and nephew after finding his father’s marble headstone had been ripped from its metal base.

Racist is it? As usual though the Muslim community feels they can allow or at least stand by quietly while "radicals" from their faith do whatever they want then scream racist when they get the same treatment back. Some of you may have seen this particular incident either here or in the news otherwise.

There is also this one that I grabbed over at Rantin Rab. A Christian cemetary being desecrated in order to clear the land for a mosque car park.

I address this to the Muslim community as a whole. You daft wankers, you've got one hell of a set of balls to cry foul about anything at all, let alone this. I'm quite sure this much more accurately qualifies as retaliation and not racism. You reap what you sew shit-heads, you reap what you sew. Maybe you should stand up and condemn the same actions of your own people if you want anybody to feel sorry for you (anybody intelligent that is).

Sadly, this is absolutely par for the course when it comes to the media. Muslims poke and jab at the dog with a stick and when it bites they scream and rant that they want it put down and the dhimmis in the media fall right in line. Oh, and by the way, did it ever occur to anybody that Muslims are not a fucking race?! Islam is a religion, a violent and intolerant religion.