
The only difference is that mine is white and says "Element" which does in fact says my redneck co-worker, mean something to do with wiggerdom but he is unsure what. Are you seeing the point? Now, that aside, it's not that I'm freezing, it's just that I would rather be warm and I happen to be comfortable. Now it's not that I give a shit if his body can't regulate temperature, that's not what's annoying. What is annoying is the fact that he'll turn on the goddamn air conditioner since for the first hour of the day because he isn't happy so nobody can be happy and we're the only two here. This fucking asshole wouldn't be comfortable unless he was sitting in a bucket of ice cubes in a freezer in Siberia in the dead of winter. I blame this on an unhappy marriage that I hear about every day for at least 1 hour out of the day. "What does a shitty marriage have to do with it" you probably ask. Because he hates his wife he spends all of his time in "the great outdoors" and thus away from home, making his best attempt to kill as many of anything as possible. Killing things, in the forest, in Pennsylvania, means that most of the things he kills must be killed in very cold months of the year so he's used to it. As for the killing, he'll kill anything, with anything he's allowed to use, any chance he gets, for not reason other than he likes to make things dead. If it is alive he will happily end it's life because in his world the more you kill the more manly you get to feel like you are. Since his wife is fat and hateful and annoying and he wants nothing to do with touching her (it's probably a reciprocal feeling... though I've seen her and she is fat indeed), he can't use sex to satisfy his manly urges so he compensates as a dealer of death to lesser creatures with no defenses. He takes the greatest pleasure from this that I imagine to be possible. I cannot wrap my mind around what the hell could bring so much delight out of ending some animal for no reason, especially if I had to sit for seven hours in the snow to do it. He actually spends an hour out of every day talking to me about hunting, guns, hunting calls, hunting decoys, hunting buddies, hunting trips, and other assorted bullshit about which I do not care the least bit. Two more hours will be spent near lunch time talking to hunting buddies on the company phone on company time about what they are currently in the forest and attempting to kill. On the bright side of life there are other people here in the office now so there's no chance he'll get the air conditioner on. The women in this office have just the opposite problem from my redneck amigo. When they get here their bodies don't make any heat at all, like snakes. Soon the thermostat will reach a maximum of somewhere near 125 degrees, the plastic cover will begin to melt, and the flames blazing out of the heating ducts will scorch and blacken the walls like we're all working in a steel mill in hell. He'll complain, they'll complain, and back and forth they'll go all day turning the thermostat up and down, up and down, up and down in a terrifying and physically sickening battle of temperature extremes intended to seize control of my soul. Ahh, the delights of office work, somebody kill me.