Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Gothic Cats?

I saw this shit before when it first came out but for some reason I failed to pitch my bitch about it. Before I do, here's the deal.

A Pennsylvania dog groomer has been ordered to stand trial on animal cruelty charges for selling "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings. Holly Crawford's home outside Wilkes-Barre was raided Dec. 17 after the county Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals got a tip.



Actual Story Here

A prosecutor says Crawford inflicted pain on the cats, which were listed for sale for hundreds of dollars on the Internet. Crawford's attorney says state law says nothing about piercing cats or docking their tails. At a preliminary hearing Tuesday, Wilkes-Barre District Judge Paul Hadzick called it a gray area that needs to be decided by a trial judge or jury. Charges against a second defendant, William Blansett, were dropped after Crawford admitted she pierced the cats.

I'm far from a raging PETA nutbag animal rights activist. Now that being said, these are domesticated animals. Creatures who's soul purpose is to be loving companions to an often despicable, piece of shit species called humans. These animals depend on us for care, love, and in many cases their very survival. Most often they show unconditional love even to people who don't even deserve the courtesy of energy spent delivering a swift kick to the teeth and this is a perfect example.

If you are this goddamn retarded to pierce a fucking cat, or a dog or any other "house pet" you should be punished as though you have restrained and assaulted an unwilling human. If I took a retarded kid and filled him with ridiculous metal trinkets my ass would go to jail for a long ass time. Do you think this fucking idiot will? I doubt it. I propose that we sentence her 20 years of body piercing apprentice practice sessions. We should let them fill her with so many piercings that if an MRI machine is fired up within 20 miles she will literally fly to it like superman on crystal meth.

Here's a completely unrelated incident I found just looking for the photos linked to this story. What about this silly fat fuck. I think he needs about six years in the state pen playing hide the nazi with a man with a nickname like Alabama Blacksnake. I know you can't fix stupid but you sure as shit can beat it into submission.


As for the attorney who says "there's nothing in the law against it", this is the reason that I can only wish that these overpaid douchebags get what they have coming to them. I didn't feel the least bit bad when the psycho fucktard William Striler shot attorney Jerry Curry 6 times outside a courthouse in revenge for losing a case for him. Why do we condone stupid?

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