Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Junk Mail Jesus Gay Bashing Bonanza!

I'm constantly getting email forwards from friends and co-workers who view me as a radical, somebody who may agree, or a lost soul in need of saving. For this reason I've decided to post some of these bad boys for my own, as well as the amusement of others. This particular one was sent to me by a co-worker. The context is important and that's why I'm throwing it out here. Many of my political views can be viewed as "Right" where very few are actually "Left" I am, however, not classifiable in either of these camps for various reasons. You're about to learn one of them. On to the email.

Jim Neugent A Coach In Childress , Texas... Writes To ABC Network

My name is Jim Neugent. I wrote to ABC (on-line) concerning a program called 'THE PRACTICE.' In last nights episode, one of the lawyer's mothers decided she is gay and wanted her son to go to court and help her get a marriage license so she could marry her 'partner.' I sent the following letter to ABC yesterday and really did not expect a reply, but I did get one.

Jim's original message was:

ABC is obsessed with the subject of homosexuality. I will no longer watch any of your attempts to convince the world that homosexuality is OK. ' THE PRACTICE' can be a fairly good show, but last night's program was so typical of your agenda. You picked the 'dufus' of the office to be the one who was against the idea of his mother being gay, and made him look like a whiner because he had convictions. This type of mentality calls people like me a 'gay basher.'

Read the first chapter of Romans (that's in the Bible); and see what the apostle Paul had to say about it..... He, God and Jesus were all 'gay bashers'. What if she'd fallen in love with her cocker spaniel? Is that an alternative life style? (By the way, the Bible speaks against that, too.)

--Jim Neugent


Here is ABC's reply from the ABC on-line webmaster:

How about getting your nose out of the Bible (which is ONLY a book of stories compiled by MANY different writers hundreds of years ago) and read the declaration of independence (what our nation is built on), where it says 'All Men are Created equal,' and try treating them that way for a change!

Or better yet, try thinking for yourself and stop using an archaic book of stories as your lame crutch for your existence. You are in the minority in this country, and your boycott will not affect us at ABC or our freedom of statement.

Jim Neugent's second response to ABC:

Thanks for your reply. From your harsh reply, evidently I hit a nerve. I will share it with all with whom I come in contact. Hopefully, the Arkansas Democrat Newspaper will include it in one of their columns and I will be praying for you.

- -Jim Neugent- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Note: Wouldn't Satan just love it if people stopped using the Bible for a crutch?
Please resend this to everyone in your mailbox.

Jim Neugent

I wonder if the person from ABC considered how many people would eventually read this e-mail!

Please, if you are a Christian, pass this on to others so they may be aware.


I love this email, and satan apparently loves me. I did not send this to everybody in my mailbox, I'm posting in on my blog instead so that I can make fun of Jim. Yes I know Jim probably really doesn't exist. The fact of the matter is that somebody does exist who thought of this, made up a name, and took the time to send this admittance of idiocracy. The saddest thing about it all is that people pass this dumbass shit on dutifully, over and over until it reaches me.

My cube neighbor passed it on to me because he knows I despise the Obama administration and their left wing antics which would obviously mean I'm Right, which would mean I'm all for religion, right? WRONG! I hate your religion. I don't even care what religion you are talking about, I hate all religion. Anybody who believes in a nearly pre-historic book of fairy tales in this day and age deserves no opinion on anything that falls into the category of "public" and that includes television.

Well golly, that sure don't sound right, let me see what the apostle Paul done had to say about it 2,000 years ago. I'm pretty sure Afghanistan is a pretty goddamn good example of what happens when we live by rules established 2,000 years ago. I absolutely love the supposed "ABC Online Web-master". That was simply great, in fact, that was pretty damn close to exactly what I would have said to idiot Jim the homophobe.

This violent homophobia always makes me laugh because what the fuck does it matter? Really, who cares who fucks who? Yeah I find it a little disturbing and hard to understand that a guy could possibly find the hairy ass of another dude to be hot, but I also find it disturbing and hard to understand how some guys can fuck fat chicks? I don't have to hate dudes who bang fatties, or dudes who fuck dudes, I'll just stick with what I like, they can stick with what they like, and we aren't killing each other over arguments about the interpretation of a book or about the supposed word of an imaginary sky daddy.

Anybody who watches the news usually quickly finds that those who are most outspoken against homosexuality are the ones who eventually get caught with a tranny prostitute or in the public restroom trying to solicit sex under the stall walls. I guess people think if they rail against it loudly enough it will convince us, and maybe themselves, that they don't have these thoughts. I'll never understand how people can be as stupid as they generally are and this whole anti-gay based on religion thing is one of the dumbest. How moronic and otherwise intelligent people alike can believe in these half-assed stories side by side simply perplexes me.

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