MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin is asking people to refrain from feeding squirrels at the state Capitol because they might inadvertently harm a child with a peanut allergy. The state sent a letter Monday to tenants of a downtown Madison office building, asking whomever has been feeding the squirrels on the Capitol lawn to please stop.
Someone has apparently been carpeting the Capitol lawn with peanuts says some asshat representing the state. He says the indiscriminate nut-tossing might pose a risk because thousands of school children tour the building each year and some might have peanut allergies.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says 4 percent to 8 percent of children have a food allergy, with peanuts being one of the most common. Some can have a reaction just touching or being near peanuts.
This is a perfect example of what pisses me off about the world today. It is not the public's job to babysit the rest of the world. Don't feed the squirrels because somebody's drooling mongoloid of a child might eat random objects they find on the ground and die? Are you fucking serious? If your child is stupid enough to pick shit up off the ground from a public place and eat it and that causes death then this is not "an unfortunate accident" or a "tragic incident", this is "a textbook case of natural selection at work".
All these rules weren't in place when I was a child! Where the fuck did this come from? Liberals who want to save the whole goddamn world that's where. You can't save everybody, some kids just have to electrocute themselves on a "non-child-proof" wall outlet and die before they manage to reproduce, that's how it's supposed to work.
If you're child is prone to doing dumbass shit that will hurt them then you need to be a better parent and teach them not to. My parents did it, and it worked, I didn't eat shit off the ground, and I'm still alive! Maybe you're an incompentent parent who just can't pull it off but that isn't my fault, and that isn't the squirrel's fault. Would you attempt to take away all the rocks in the park because some little fucktard starts clapping rocks against his head? No you fucking wouldn't, and if you would, you also deserve to have rocks clapped off your cranium!
Stop being retarded America!