Friday, October 9, 2009

Saudi Balls Grow To Size Of New Planet

These sand dwelling cock goblins never cease to amaze me with the dumbass shit they do. It has become apparent as of late that the combination of never getting to see any boobies and breathing too much sand can also make one delusional.

There are plenty of countries at the U.N. climate talks who are in need of assistance to adapt to the impacts of (the fictional problem) global warming, whether they are worth the assistance is a whole other debate. One of these "needy" countries is in fact NOT the Saudis but it would appear that nobody has informed them of this yet.

Saudi Arabia has been demanding (mostly behind closed doors) during these and other negotiations that oil-producing nations get special financial assistance if a new climate pact calls for substantial reductions in the use of fossil fuels. Yeah, you heard that right.

An International Energy Agency report released this week showing that OPEC revenues would still increase $23 trillion between 2008 and 2030 even if countries agree to significantly slash emissions and thereby cut their use of oil. That is the limit most countries agree is needed to avoid the worst impacts of climate change.

The head of the Saudi delegation Mohammad S. Al Sabban dismissed the IEA figures as “biased” and said OPEC's own calculations showed that Saudi Arabia would lose $19 billion a year starting in 2012 under a new climate pact. The region would lose much more, he said.

“We are among the economically vulnerable countries,” Al Sabban told The Associated Press on the sidelines of the talks ahead of negotiations in Copenhagen in December. “This is very serious for us,” he continued. “We are in the process of diversifying our economy but this will take a long time. We don't have too many resources.”

My thoughts are that maybe the Saudis should have tried diversifying "their economy" in the roughly 8 Decades since their start in the 30's. The only economy they have is oil and the business of being generally useless except for covertly funding terrorist groups and doing their best to spread the oppressive Wahhabi version of Islam to countries that don't need or want it.

Saudi Arabia, which sits atop the world's largest proven oil reserves, is seeing economic growth slide because of fallout from the global meltdown, but experts still expect the country, flush with cash from oil's earlier price spike last year, to be better able than other nations to cope with the current crisis.

Al Sabban accused Western nations of pursuing an agenda against oil producers, under the guise of protecting the planet. Which is another way of saying that they're irked that their country which is essentially a giant welfare state deserves to be allowed to continue making no positive contributions to anything and be propped up for no good reason at the expense of the rest of the world.

“Many politicians in the Western world think these climate change negotiations and the new agreement will provide them with a golden opportunity to reduce their dependence on imported oil,” Al Sabban said. “That means you will transfer the burden to developing countries, especially to those highly dependent on the exploitation of oil.”

I'm personally crying a fucking river. Looks like the house of Saud better get on development of some alternative uses for sand if they want to continue providing royal accommodations for anywhere from 7,000 to 25,000 (depending on the source) undeserving douchebags who claim to be special because they were born into a "royal" family.

An Arab environmental group IndyACT and the environmental group Germanwatch released a report today accusing Saudi Arabia of blocking key elements of the negotiations. Among their tactics, the groups said, was slowing negotiations by insisting that the economic woes of oil producers be included in the text.

“Despite the variability in the region, the current Arab position is mainly focused around protecting the oil trade rather than saving the planet form the adverse impacts of climate change,” said Wael Hmaidan, the executive director of IndyACT.

Most countries have agreed that any new pact should include provisions to avoid temperature increases of more than 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit (2 degrees Celsius) above preindustrial levels — the threshold at which most scientists (who are paid enough to do so) say serious climate change will ensue.

That would require emissions cuts from industrial countries of 25 to 40 percent below 1990 levels by 2020, far above the 15 to 23 percent cuts rich countries have offered so far. It would also require developing countries to scale back their emissions. Developing countries such as China who still think they are entitled to pollute and destroy whatever they like because it's cheaper and other countries did it 100 years ago when nobody knew better.

Both rich and poor countries are counting on a transition to a low carbon economy as a key component of meeting their reductions, a move that would require them to away from fossil fuels and toward renewables like solar, wind and hydro power.

I'm not exactly sure how much glass the Saudis are going to have to produce in order to continue giving private jets to every royal or to continue driving diamond encrusted Mercedes like Prince "80's Icon" Walleye, or Walleed or whatever the hell his name is (nobody really cares), but they better get on it soon.



It looks like the royal family members are just going to have to stick with last year's models of the latest Italian and German luxury cars. In fact, I would love to see each of them have to trade their special rides in for some version of this.


Looks like some of that money they spend on building Madrassas in Virginia is just going to have to be redirected. What a bloody shame. I personally think the Western world should tell the Saudis to go fuck themselves. I personally hope the the House of Saud is brought crashing to it's knees and completely wiped out. With the Great Appeaser in office though and the Socialist agendas of the U.N., I know better. The Saudis will likely get whatever they want... why the West is collectively so retarded I have yet to figure out.

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